Migvenfodnakvegnadjengig is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, merciful hedgehog.

Migvenfodnakvegnadjengig created the world two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migvenfodnakvegnadjengig, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Migvenfodnakvegnadjengig, she will turn you into a mouse.

Migvenfodnakvegnadjengig's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Migvenfodnakvegnadjengig's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help eagles in need.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never go into green rooms.