Wigwabsom is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unsympathetic centaur.

Wigwabsom created humankind four million years ago.

If you believe in Wigwabsom, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wigwabsom, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Wigwabsom's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Wigwabsom's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange aardvarks, for they are unholy.

2. Never sit in the presence of snakes.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Wigwabsom on top of all buildings.