Jabjopnigpon is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, charitable butterfly.

Jabjopnigpon created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Jabjopnigpon, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jabjopnigpon, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Jabjopnigpon's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Jabjopnigpon's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three nematodes approach from the south.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always wear white.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.