Fedganab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciless walrus.

Fedganab created oxygen eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fedganab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fedganab, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fedganab's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Fedganab's Holy Commandments

1. Put Fedganab first in all things.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

3. Worship no other gods but Fedganab.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Do not speak about bananas.