Gontagnib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-assured hare.

Gontagnib created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gontagnib, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gontagnib, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gontagnib's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Gontagnib's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Gontagnib in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not eat coconuts.