Nulvonkget is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, awe-inspiring dragon.

Nulvonkget created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulvonkget, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nulvonkget, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Nulvonkget's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Nulvonkget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about nuts.

2. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Nulvonkget in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never eat limes.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.