Yattwitrow is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, sage bee.

Yattwitrow created the planet Saturn seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yattwitrow, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yattwitrow, she will destroy your home planet.

Yattwitrow's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Yattwitrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Do not kill mice.

3. Never talk about spacetime near snakes while wearing red rings.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always take life seriously.