Rillbesstap is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, calm octopus.

Rillbesstap created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillbesstap, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rillbesstap, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rillbesstap's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Rillbesstap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near tapirs while wearing turquoise rings and balancing five iron spheres on your head.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Always help tortoises in need.

5. Feed all hungry turtles.