Rapstiktab is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish bird.

Rapstiktab created life eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rapstiktab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rapstiktab, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Rapstiktab's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Rapstiktab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.