Cimgunzod is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, emotional beaver.

Cimgunzod created bats four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimgunzod, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cimgunzod, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cimgunzod's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Cimgunzod's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Always treat ducks with great respect.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.