Bunsakzog is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, tranquil gerbil.

Bunsakzog created matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Bunsakzog, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bunsakzog, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Bunsakzog's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Bunsakzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never think about spacetime near rats while wearing indigo scarves and balancing four silicon spheres on your hands.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Never talk about asteroids.