Libkadnighon Tagbidgof is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-confident bat.

Libkadnighon Tagbidgof created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libkadnighon Tagbidgof, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Libkadnighon Tagbidgof, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Libkadnighon Tagbidgof's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Libkadnighon Tagbidgof's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must love Libkadnighon Tagbidgof.

3. Libkadnighon Tagbidgof loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Libkadnighon Tagbidgof.