Art is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, flying squid.

Art created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Art, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Art, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Art's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Art's Holy Commandments

1. Ducks are not to be trusted.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never think ill of sick frogs.

4. Always obey Art's priests.

5. Pray towards the east.