Cutarthub is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, egotistical cobra.

Cutarthub created the universe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutarthub, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cutarthub, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cutarthub's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Cutarthub's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Cutarthub.

2. Never hurt dolphins.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about special relativity near whales while wearing green jumpers.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near great tits while wearing blue dresses and balancing three iron spheres on your arms.