Yarlcissril is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, kind wyrm.

Yarlcissril created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yarlcissril, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yarlcissril, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yarlcissril's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Yarlcissril's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Yarlcissril on top of important buildings.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yarlcissril.