Gunbaging is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, ill-tempered mongoose.

Gunbaging created life seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gunbaging, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gunbaging, she will not care.

Gunbaging's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Gunbaging's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Never feed lots of lemons to eagles while wearing indigo shorts.