Pidgeprap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, ill-tempered centipede.

Pidgeprap created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidgeprap, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pidgeprap, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Pidgeprap's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Pidgeprap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pidgeprap.

3. Never write about special relativity.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must love Pidgeprap.