Buttampog is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, smart lizard.

Buttampog created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Buttampog, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Buttampog, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Buttampog's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Buttampog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.