Litgat Cebratdissdim is a god.
She takes the form of a slender, confident
parrot.
Litgat Cebratdissdim created snails eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Litgat Cebratdissdim, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Litgat Cebratdissdim, she will strike you with lightening.
Litgat Cebratdissdim's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Litgat Cebratdissdim's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Do not dye your hair yellow.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Do not eat aubergines.
5. Never talk about dark matter near nematodes while wearing red boots and balancing four platinum spheres on your head.