Hanflabdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, conceited fox.

Hanflabdoss created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hanflabdoss, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hanflabdoss, he will not care at all.

Hanflabdoss' most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Hanflabdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

2. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. Never chant in the presence of manatees.