Dudquagbog is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, wise swan.

Dudquagbog created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Dudquagbog, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dudquagbog, he will make you grow a tail.

Dudquagbog's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Dudquagbog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue nematodes, for they are unholy.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics.

4. Always wear black.

5. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.