Wegnanjop is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, passionate gorilla.

Wegnanjop created the Cigar Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegnanjop, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Wegnanjop, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Wegnanjop's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Wegnanjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill geese.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory near snails while wearing cyan ear rings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Worship no other gods but Wegnanjop.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.