Mighaskin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, impressive coyote.

Mighaskin created viruses eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mighaskin, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mighaskin, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Mighaskin's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Mighaskin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Never write about enzymes.