Wadzagdun is a god.

She takes the form of a small, dishonourable goblin.

Wadzagdun created viruses six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadzagdun, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Wadzagdun, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Wadzagdun's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Wadzagdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Always look after injured shrews.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always help whales in need.

5. Never eat bark.