Boghadcap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unfair bee.

Boghadcap created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boghadcap, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Boghadcap, it will turn you into a plant.

Boghadcap's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Boghadcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always wear pink.