Yatdutben is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, slow fox.

Yatdutben created vertebrates two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatdutben, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yatdutben, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Yatdutben's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Yatdutben's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

4. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

5. Hide from pink hamsters for they are unholy.