Cithengon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, cheerful fairy.

Cithengon created a strange quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cithengon, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cithengon, he will turn you into a goat.

Cithengon's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Cithengon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never think ill of sick sheep.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.