Gemgetmot is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unthinking giraffe.

Gemgetmot created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gemgetmot, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gemgetmot, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gemgetmot's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Gemgetmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Gemgetmot in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Erect five carbon sculptures of Gemgetmot on top of important buildings.