Nurllatbud is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humorless guinea pig.

Nurllatbud created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurllatbud, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nurllatbud, he will be very sad.

Nurllatbud's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Nurllatbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Put Nurllatbud first in all things.

5. Never talk about chlorophyll.