Lig is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, cheerful squirrel.

Lig created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lig, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lig, she will be very sad.

Lig's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Lig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not take Lig's name in vain.

3. Never eat figs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.