Fodcutyattag is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unselfish gnu.

Fodcutyattag created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodcutyattag, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fodcutyattag, it will remove you from existence.

Fodcutyattag's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Fodcutyattag's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat swans with great respect.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Erect three iron sculptures of Fodcutyattag on top of important buildings.

4. Fodcutyattag loves foxes, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about otters.