Cipdossbarn Fun is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, duplicitous deer.

Cipdossbarn Fun created a quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipdossbarn Fun, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cipdossbarn Fun, it will be mildly annoyed.

Cipdossbarn Fun's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Cipdossbarn Fun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Erect four carbon sculptures of Cipdossbarn Fun on top of important buildings.

4. Never feed lots of oranges to monkeys while wearing cyan kilts.

5. Do not speak about nuts.