Sanmifbest is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, clever otter.

Sanmifbest created bats six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanmifbest, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sanmifbest, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Sanmifbest's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Sanmifbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.