Pagarmbitnabzakrotcip is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, vain wombat.

Pagarmbitnabzakrotcip created an atom six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagarmbitnabzakrotcip, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pagarmbitnabzakrotcip, he will not invite you to parties.

Pagarmbitnabzakrotcip's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Pagarmbitnabzakrotcip's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Pagarmbitnabzakrotcip.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never write about nebulae.