Tittofquam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, merciful rat.

Tittofquam created the Small Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tittofquam, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tittofquam, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Tittofquam's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Tittofquam's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ducks.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Hide from brown snakes for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never wear hats.