Bogzanstip is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, fussy yak.

Bogzanstip created energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogzanstip, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bogzanstip, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bogzanstip's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Bogzanstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of lemons to turtles while wearing orange boots.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Hide if five mice approach from the north.

4. Put Bogzanstip first in all things.

5. Always help bats.