Duthatlist is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, prudent gnu.

Duthatlist created humankind nine million years ago.

If you believe in Duthatlist, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Duthatlist, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Duthatlist's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Duthatlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into pink rooms.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Duthatlist.

3. You must love Duthatlist.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Never feed lots of onions to pigs while wearing orange dresses.