Rapcem is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, smart wren.

Rapcem created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapcem, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rapcem, she will remove you from existence.

Rapcem's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Rapcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not hurt grasshopers.

3. Always help sick nematodes.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rapcem.