Disscubsab Gabpigwit is a god.

He takes the form of a large, merciless wyrm.

Disscubsab Gabpigwit created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Disscubsab Gabpigwit, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Disscubsab Gabpigwit, he will turn you into a mouse.

Disscubsab Gabpigwit's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Disscubsab Gabpigwit's Holy Commandments

1. Put Disscubsab Gabpigwit first in all things.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Feed all hungry mites.