Jiggomrigvabfar is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, charitable shark.

Jiggomrigvabfar created humankind nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jiggomrigvabfar, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jiggomrigvabfar, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Jiggomrigvabfar's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Jiggomrigvabfar's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Jiggomrigvabfar.

2. Do not speak about onions.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not make images of living things.