Tincibyog is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unsympathetic scorpion.

Tincibyog created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Tincibyog, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tincibyog, she will manifest in front of you.

Tincibyog's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Tincibyog's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Put Tincibyog first in all things.

3. Do not speak about strawberries.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Tincibyog must be the most important thing in your life.