Guddodlun is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonest owl.

Guddodlun created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Guddodlun, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Guddodlun, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Guddodlun's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Guddodlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to tapirs while wearing ear rings.

2. Feed all hungry otters.

3. Never write about nucleic acids.

4. Run away if six manatees approach from the south.

5. Do not run in public.