Lidcetlag is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, wise dragon.

Lidcetlag created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidcetlag, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lidcetlag, it will boil you in a big pot.

Lidcetlag's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Lidcetlag's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mice.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always look after injured pigs.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.