Volbossdag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, confident goblin.

Volbossdag created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Volbossdag, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Volbossdag, he will manifest in front of you.

Volbossdag's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Volbossdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan dresses.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Do not speak about bread.

5. Never mention rats.