Nellshavyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, able walrus.

Nellshavyatt created Africa four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellshavyatt, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nellshavyatt, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Nellshavyatt's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Nellshavyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick birds.

2. Never eat cherries.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Nellshavyatt on top of all buildings.

4. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.