Padpod is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, omnipotent
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Padpod created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Padpod, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Padpod, it will destroy your home galaxy.
Padpod's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.
Padpod's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Run away from green cats, for they are unholy.
3. Never write about galaxies.
4. Always help birds in need.
5. Never pour water over plants.