Happanggep Dutvadfad is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, blissful raccoon.

Happanggep Dutvadfad created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Happanggep Dutvadfad, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Happanggep Dutvadfad, she will turn you into a tree.

Happanggep Dutvadfad's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Happanggep Dutvadfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ultrasonics.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

5. Do not stand on grass.