Homwabdob is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, smart jellyfish.

Homwabdob created a charm quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Homwabdob, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Homwabdob, it will laugh at you.

Homwabdob's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Homwabdob's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Homwabdob on top of all buildings.

2. Do not kill tortoises.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about eukaryotes.

5. Never feed apples to moths while wearing skirts.