Queegbanhas is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, all-knowing rhinoceros.

Queegbanhas created time and space eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegbanhas, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Queegbanhas, he will send minions to preach to you.

Queegbanhas' most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Queegbanhas' Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.