Pidnutvid is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, strong bat.

Pidnutvid created Mount Everest five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidnutvid, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pidnutvid, she will turn you into a slug.

Pidnutvid's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Pidnutvid's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Never think about optics.